what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky
i’d only go to a tumblr con if it were organized by the xkit guy
even the essays i write sound sarcastic
sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third
sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with
it’s 2013 why hasn’t a bank had the slogan “it’s common cents” yet
i say we demand change
I have to give you credit for that one
time to drown myself in music to forget about my feelings
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
There’s a very special place in heaven for bands who put lyric booklets in their CD cases.
I write sins not five page research papers
How odd it is to love someone and hate them at the same time.
How to do sex:
- Put the lime in the coconut
- shake it all up