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"I felt really bad and my pride was hurt. I feel that sajangnim believes in those three but not me. Is this the result of what I did during the two and a half years here?" 

80% of my friendships on tumblr

  1. me: we should talk more!
  2. them: yeah we should!
  3. both: *never talks to each other again*

loki-laufysbum:

balloonpony:

tyleroakley:

peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.

Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

Wait.

gingerbrownies:

Titanic conspiracy exposed

gingerbrownies:

Titanic conspiracy exposed

gipsiidanger:

aviculor:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

zaynofrps:

Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

heliolisk:

heliolisk:

I wish this girl next to me would get her dumbass elbow off my side of tge armrest

Aha she moved and now my arm is glued onto this shit

mid2000snatalieportman:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

shouldnt:

fun drinking game: drink a glass of water every few hours to stay healthy and hydrated!

theyellowbrickroad:

i get high self esteem when a cat that hates everybody else ends up liking me

me and my net art aesthetic gf

  1. me: bae why ur hand so cold?
  2. her: I’m made of marble
  3. me: 私は、これは言うことを見当もつかない。

guiltyplaisir:

dialupmodem:

whosfuckingbad:

maltese-vulcan:

french-verbz:

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

its not important

It’s important