I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced
i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.
if you have nothing good to say say it
i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies
I wish this girl next to me would get her dumbass elbow off my side of tge armrest
Aha she moved and now my arm is glued onto this shit
with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us
yeah they’re called the staff
one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
fun drinking game: drink a glass of water every few hours to stay healthy and hydrated!
i get high self esteem when a cat that hates everybody else ends up liking me